By Stephen Tsai
Well, it wasn't dull.
If it felt like a long year, well, that's because it was a leap year.
But it also was because it consisted of the Wonder fiasco (and for his own sake, Stevie Wonder should just put on a concert so his last name won't forever rhyme with "blunder"), Norm Chow's first UH season, and the arrival of the Ben Jay era (he's due here any week, right?).
The year's about to expire, and it's time to pound the mochi.
We made it this far, so if you're going to drink, don't drive. And if you're going to drink, in honor of the Koakane, Stretch and the Coloma Ohana, make it a green bottle. (Ginger Ale comes in a green bottle, right?)
Take care, folks.